1 Larke Or Larki

1 Larke Or Larki
Ki Shadi Howi To
Garmi Bohot Thi
Ap Yaqeen Karo
K Dosre Din Hi
Un
K
Gher
Bacha Howa
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SaLaN Khrab
Ho Gaya.

Life’s Irony Little Girls

Life’s Irony Little Girls
Want Barbie Dolls And Little
Boys Want Big Cars. After
Growing Up Big Girls Want
Cars And Big Boys Want
Barbie Dolls.

Mere Number Par

Mere Number Par

Ghour Karo K Yay

Wohi Number

Hai Naa?

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Jis Per SMS Karty

Waqat MOUT Parti

Hai. :-\

AIK ZROORI ELAN SUNAIN

AIK ZROORI ELAN SUNAIN.

KUCH LOG SMS KR KR K THK CHUKAY HAIN.
AB WOH CHAHTAY HAIN K UN KO KOI MESSAGE BHAIJAY.
AGR AISA NA HUA TO WOH

TO WOH…

TO WOH….

TO WOH…

KYA KR LAIN GAY???
WOH AAKHIR KR BHI KYA SKTE HAIN.
BECHAARAY

Janab kal meri mangni

Janab kal meri mangni
hai.

New Drama serial

Coming Soon only
on”GEO”

Duniya Bhar Ki Team

Duniya Bhar Ki Team
Ny Research Ki

Or Is Nateejay Pe
Ponchay K
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Message Karne Se Mout
Nahi Aati KAr Liya Karo.

DiL to kehta hai k

DiL to kehta hai k
chhor jaon yeh DUNiYA

“”"…MAGAR…”"”

Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k
hAley tey mera weya wi
ni hoya.

3 Dost thay,

3 Dost thay,

Kallu,Billu,Ullo,

Kalu:-B.S.C
Me parh raha hai.

Billu:-M.A me parh
raha hai.

Or hamara

Ullo:-SMS Parh
raha hai.

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.
Professor ne 1 Chuhe (Mouse) k liye 1 tarf CAKE
aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.
Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.
Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai
bar food-item badle magar
Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi
sbse bdi taqat h.
Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai
Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,
ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!
Backbenchers Rockz

2 Pakistani soldiers capture a Indian

2 Pakistani soldiers capture a Indian,
gave him a dice & said:
If u get 1,2,3,4,5,We’ll kill u.
Indian askd:
Aur agar 6 aya to?
Soldiers:
‘LUDO’ nahi kheli kya? Phir se chance milega..

Today’s Relationships

Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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but
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not each others phones..!!

You know what COLLEGE means??

You know what COLLEGE means??
C=Come
O=On
L=Lets
L=Love
E=Each
G=Girl
E=Equally
So every BOY goes to COLLEGE

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!

Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

DEAR JAN JI:

DEAR JAN JI:
The pain is not on the
day of missing our dear
ones.
The pain is really when
u live without them
&
with their presence in
your mind.

Tum say kuch nahin kehtay

“Tum say kuch nahin kehtay,
Faqat itni Guzarish hay,

!”Jan’!

“K Utni Baar Mli Jao,
“K Jitna Yaad Aatay ho.

When your absence does

“When your absence does
not alters Some One’s life…..

Then your presence has no
meaning in their life”

Kiss Qadar Ajeeb hai yeh

Kiss Qadar Ajeeb hai yeh
“Silsila-e-ISHQ”
bhi..!

Muhabat to Qaim rehti hai,
magar “Insan” toot jatay hain…,,”,,

Being Good to People Is

Being Good to People Is
Similar to Being
A Goal Keeper, No Matter
How Many Goals You
Save, People Only Remember
The 1 You Missed.

Kabhi Kabhi Hum

Kabhi Kabhi Hum
Kisi Aik Ansan Sy Hi
Mohabbat Ko Itna
Barha Deta Hai K Ussy
Apny Aird Gird Phelay
Huay Un Logon Ka Kheyal
Hi Nahi Rehta Jo Uss Ka
Begair Zindage Ko
Be-Maqsad Tasleem
Kartay Hai.

Ehsas Badal Jatay Hain

Ehsas Badal Jatay Hain
BUS Aur Kuch Nahi

Warna Nafrat Aur Mohabbat
Aik He DIL Sy Hoti Hai!!

Every time I see her all cool

Every time I see her all cool,
calm and collected,
I lose my breath,
my heart starts pounding,
and Im painfully aware that
Im not over her and that she is over me.

Zindagi Achi Guzarne k 2 Sunehri Usool

Zindagi Achi Guzarne k 2 Sunehri Usool.

1.
kisi ko free mai itna free mat karo
k wo free mai itna free ho jaye
k free
hi na rahne de aur ap free hote hue b
free na hon aur wo free mai apko
free smjh kr apko free karde,

2.
kisi se free mai itna free hojao k
usay free mai apk free hone ka pata
na
chale aur usay free mai b free na
rehne do aur wo free hote hue b free
na
ho aur wo free free mai phansa rahe
aur ap free mai usay free krdo.
Kch smje FREE mai

Boy Bus-Stop Per

Boy Bus-Stop Per,
Girl Ko Tang Kar Raha Tha
GIRL
Ghar Men Koi
Maa-Behan Nahi
Boy: No

GIRL
To Ghar
Ley K Chalo Na Pagal
Yahan Time Q Kharab Kar Rahay Ho..

Larki dosri larki se

Larki dosri larki se,
Yr ye smart 0r handsum larka kesa h0ta hai?

2nd Larki:
Kbi time nikalo to
“D-G” se milwa d0ngi..’

The best thing I love most

The best thing I love most
about the BAD TIMES is that
The give me an opportunity to realize
who is really sincere with me
and
Who is just having a formal relation.

Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum

Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum….
itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….
hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….
maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!

Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin

Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin..

Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai

Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai…

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge

Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye

Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye
Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi..

kab unki palko se izhar hoga,

kab unki palko se izhar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone me hamare
liye bhi pyaar hoga,
gujar rahi hai raate unki
yaado me kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga,?

Aankho me armaan diya karte hai

Aankho me armaan diya karte hai,
hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai,
jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to
samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya
karte hai..

Separations are those wounds that nobody

Separations are those wounds that nobody
can heal and memories are those treasures
that nobody can steal. But don’t separate
to make memories.

Yahi to Deal thi.

A Man Gifted His wife a Diamond Necklace For
their Anniversary
and his Wife Didn’t speak to him f0r 6 Months..
Why…..??
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Yahi to Deal thi.:-p

Ek Kaala husband Apni biwi se bola

Ek Kaala husband Apni biwi
se bola

“Mera bacha pyara hona chahiye.”

Biwi:”Dekho ji choice is yours…..

Payara chaiye,ya hamara chahiye..?

Sb sy pyar sy rhna,

On Wedding Night-
Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
OR
Choton sy pyar Krna!
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Wife bad sy Uthi
OR
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr
Boli:
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Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy… 

Dost: Biwi sy leraai khatam hoe

Dost: Biwi sy leraai khatam hoe?
2nd Dost: Ha Ghutny taik k Myre
Pass ae the
1st Dost: Yay hoe na mardo wali bat,
Us ny Ghutny taik k keya kaha?
2nd Dost: Yay he k
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BED k Nechy sy nikal ao kuch
nae kaho ge

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi

Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
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Wife:tu Kutta
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,
Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”

Husband: Me Tmhain Talaaq De kr

Husband:
Me Tmhain Talaaq De kr
Dosri Shadi Kru Ga…

Wife:MGr Q.?

Husband:
Imran khan Ne kaha hai

Khush Haali K liye”Tabdeeli”Zauri
ha..

Wife Sitaray Dekhte Hue Boli

Wife Sitaray Dekhte Hue Boli:
Batao Wo Konsi Cheez Hai
Jo Tum Roz Dekhtay Ho Lekin Torr Nahi Saktay? ^_^

Husband:
Tumhara mooh -.- …

B.v Phone pe:Kahan ho?

B.v Phone pe:Kahan ho?
Husband :Ofce M Bzi Hu
Tum Kia Kar rahi ho?
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Wife:KFC me Ap k pecha Bethi hu
or Bachay Poch Rhy ha Papa K Sath
Konsi Phuphou Bethi Hy?

Agar main mar gaya to tum kya karogi?

Husband:
Agar main mar gaya to tum kya karogi?

Wife:
Ummm…
Main phir apne bahen k sath rahugi…
Aur
Agar main mar gayi to tum
kya karoge?

Husband:
Main bhi tumhare bahen k
sath reh lunga!

Husband (jalane k liye):

Husband (jalane k liye):
“Kal mere khawab me ek ladki aai thi
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Wah kya ladki the
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Wife: “Akeli aayi hogi.?? :/
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Husband: “Tum ko kaise pata ?? :O
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Wife: “Uska husband mere khwab me aaya tha  :p

Husband Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne Puchha – Kya Gift Du?

Husband Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne
Puchha – Kya Gift Du?
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Husband :- Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo,
Izzat Karo Aur Hamesha Mera Kehna
Maano.
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Bas Yahi Kaafi Hai.
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Wife:- ( Kuchh Der Sochne Ke Baad )
Nahi Nahi Main To GIFT Hi Dungi.